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Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all.

So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the…

Baby Boomers Monday Musings.

The Homone Hostage

 The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. Following is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!.

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

Hope that put a little smile on your face and Keep On Smilin’

coffee cupEvery week I come across an article or two that I find very helpful to me as a Baby Boomer and think may be of some interest to you, the community, as well.

They may be from an online news source, another Blog or Website or something I found surfing around the Internet. They could even be something that was sent in by a reader of the Blog or a member of the Baby Boomer’s Forum.

Enjoy!

 5 States Where Boomers Get More for Their Retirement Dollarsby Amanda Alix… Everyone wants to get the most for their money. For baby boomers moving into retirement, however, squeezing the most value out of every dollar is especially important, since they will be living on a fixed income for the remainder of their lives.

I  hope you found this weeks choice(s) helpful and enjoyable. What did you think? Do you have any suggestions for next week?

Smile!

Smile!

Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all.

So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the…

Baby Boomers Monday Musings.

 Oldies…

Some of our old favorites have now been re-released. The following songs are on a new album called “Baby Boomers Turn Gray: Re-heated Oldies.”

Paul Simon — “Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver”

Carly Simon — ‘You’re So Varicose Vein”

The Bee Gees — “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”

Roberta Flack — “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”

Johnny Nash — “I Can’t See Clearly Now”

The Temptations — “Papa Got a Kidney Stone”

Nancy Sinatra — “These Boots Are Made For Bunions”

ABBA — “Denture Queen”

Leo Sayer — “You Make Me Feel Like Napping”

Commodores — “Once, Twice, Three Times My Back’s Out”

Procol Harem — “A Whiter Shade of Hair”

Steely Dan — “Rikki Don’t Lose That Clapper”

Herman’s Hermits — “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”

Credence Clearwater Revival — “Bad Prune Rising”

Marvin Gaye — “I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts”

The Who — “Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”

The Troggs — “Bald Thing”

 Hope that put a little smile on your face and Keep On Smilin’

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