Smile!
Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all.
So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the…
Baby Boomers Monday Musings.
Kids’ Wise Words
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 102. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.
- Michael, 143. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.
- Michael, 144. Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 95. Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 136. Don’t squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 137. Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to.
- Emily, 108. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 119. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 1410. Don’t sneeze in front of mom when you’re eating crackers.
- Mitchell, 1211. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
- Andrew, 912. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 913. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 914. Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- Kellie, 1115. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 1516. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 917. Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 1018. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone.
- Alyesha, 1319. Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen, 8from ArcaMax
Hope that put a little smile on your face and Keep On Smilin’
